The understandably clandestine autonomous Proud Boy chapter of Auckland, NZ has transmitted good news. Ever so quietly, without media fanfare, the government of New Zealand has lifted its terrorist designation of the Proud Boys. It would seem embracing western civilization isn’t a terrorist act after all.
Given the Federal Proud Boy’s affinity for harboring informants, we appreciate the trust this New Zealand chapter bestowed upon us in maintaining communications. It would have been justifiable to cut off all American Proud Boys until we have purged this cancer. They didn’t. We’re glad the Auckland Proud Boys understood the difference. Welcome back from the shadows brothers.
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