She seemed so sure when she wrote her little article on the 5th. Sometimes, we feel bad for Tess Owen. Seriously, we really do. She tries so hard. But she’s wrong so often, she should just change her name to Tess Owned. #BlessHerHeart
Don’t worry, Tess, we aren’t going anywhere. We’re growing. Your career as Vice magazine’s Proud Boy commentator is safe as long as George Soros keeps your magazine afloat. Tell Andy we said hello. Oh, and find another place to get your data.