We would like to announce the disavowment of one of our members. Last weekend Proud Boy Jamaal Bowman participated in a lone wolf unsanctioned attack on the Capitol. It was the greatest assault on our democracy since the Civil War.
We regret his decision, but sadly he was indeed a full-fledged member at the time of the attack. He has put every member of our club in jeopardy. Jamaal’s actions are clearly an obstruction of an official proceeding and a conspiracy to prevent members of Congress from discharging their duties.
His status as a Proud Boy while committing these crimes should be enough for any DC prosecutor to secure the standard 17-year prison sentence.
Sarcastic But Serious
Jamaal Bowman is obviously not a Proud Boy. The satirical post and doctored photo above illustrate a specific point. If a Proud Boy was on the Capitol building tour and pulled a fire alarm during a contentious vote interrupting the voting process, he would face jail time.
There isn’t a single person reading this who can reasonably disagree. No amount of lies involving mistaking a fire alarm for a door opener would suffice. The Proud Boy would go to jail.
He Committed A Felony
Citizens during J6 were escorted into the Capitol building through open doors by police officers (captured on video) and still went to jail. A police escort is a far more plausible excuse than mistaking a fire alarm for a doorknob.
Men and women have had their careers ruined, lost their homes, and lost years of their lives.
It’s Jamaal Bowman’s turn. He committed obstruction of an official proceeding by the letter of the law (attached). His actions were willful and deliberate.
Even Jamaal Bowman himself admits he should be punished like everyone else.
Representative MTG even made a video showing how what Bowman had done was malicious, letting us see and know what Bowman did.
Proud Boys are well aware that obstruction of an official proceeding and conspiracy to prevent members of Congress from discharging their duties is punishable by roughly two decades in prison.
Unfortunately, as we well know, the actions of the DC prosecutors won’t be.
If you are a man, agree with our 12 tenets, and are interested in joining a fraternity with like-minded men, apply to become a Proud Boy.
