{"id":1212,"date":"2024-01-09T17:50:53","date_gmt":"2024-01-09T22:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/?p=1212"},"modified":"2024-01-09T17:50:54","modified_gmt":"2024-01-09T22:50:54","slug":"how-to-be-a-failure-be-like-tess-owen-of-vice-media","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/how-to-be-a-failure-be-like-tess-owen-of-vice-media\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Be A Failure: Be Like Tess Owen of Vice Media"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>She seemed so sure when she wrote her little article on the 5th. Sometimes, we feel bad for Tess Owen. Seriously, we really do. She tries so hard. But she&#8217;s wrong so often, she should just change her name to Tess Owned. #BlessHerHeart<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Don\u2019t worry, Tess, we aren\u2019t going anywhere. We&#8217;re growing. Your career as Vice magazine\u2019s Proud Boy commentator is safe as long as George Soros keeps your magazine afloat. Tell Andy we said hello. Oh, and find another place to get your data. <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vice.com\/en\/article\/epv894\/headed-into-election-year-proud-boys-appear-to-be-on-decline\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"969\" height=\"1280\" src=\"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Vice-News.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1218\" style=\"width:466px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Vice-News.jpg 969w, https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Vice-News-150x198.jpg 150w, https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Vice-News-300x396.jpg 300w, https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Vice-News-696x919.jpg 696w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 969px) 100vw, 969px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"969\" height=\"1280\" src=\"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Ford-Fischer-Tweet-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1216\" style=\"width:487px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Ford-Fischer-Tweet-1.jpg 969w, https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Ford-Fischer-Tweet-1-150x198.jpg 150w, https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Ford-Fischer-Tweet-1-300x396.jpg 300w, https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Ford-Fischer-Tweet-1-696x919.jpg 696w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 969px) 100vw, 969px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She seemed so sure when she wrote her little article on the 5th. Sometimes, we feel bad for Tess Owen. Seriously, we really do. She tries so hard. But she&#8217;s wrong so often, she should just change her name to Tess Owned. #BlessHerHeart Don\u2019t worry, Tess, we aren\u2019t going anywhere. We&#8217;re growing. Your career as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1215,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[33,79,80],"class_list":{"0":"post-1212","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-fake-media","8":"tag-proud-boys","9":"tag-tess-owens","10":"tag-vice-media"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1212"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1220,"href":"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212\/revisions\/1220"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/proudboys.club\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}